Before we begin we must list the strength of different expo markers. First off you have blue which is moderate. Then we have green, mild, and orange, intense. Any other colors of whiteboard markers may vary in intensity.
Here is the list of what might occur when sniffing whiteboard markers:
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Minor Ear Pains
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Pupil Dialation
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Spacey Feeling
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Eye Pains
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Bloodshot Eyes
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Adrenaline Rushes
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Confusion
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Headaches
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An Urge For More
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Coughing
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Sneezing
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Itching
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Overactive Bladder
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Unusual Laughing
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Combustion in the Left Eye
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Stomachaches
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Esophogas Pains
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Loss of Hair
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Growth of Hair
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Constipation
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Light Sensitivity
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Sound Sensitivity
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Internal Bleeding
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A Variety of Cancers
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Short Term Memory Loss
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Stomach Combustion
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Unusual Collection of Nostril Mucus
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Urge to Blow Nose
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Loss of Balance
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Dizziness
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Long Term Memory Loss
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Unusual Dreams
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Visions
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Suicidal Thoughts
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Urge to Cover Yourself in Yogurt
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Urge to Drink Shampoo
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Urge to Watch Oprah
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Urge to Attend Seminars
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Idolization of Terrorists
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Excessive Use of the Words Uh-huh and Yup
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Thinking You Have a Machine for Everything
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Liver Combustion
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and DEATH!!!
Enjoy...
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